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WEEK NINE - THE NEXT ENGLAND MANAGER

No prizes for spotting that there were no games played this weekend. A big prize for one of our dearly beloved managers if they can prove to the FA that they are the rightful leader of Team Ingerland and that Fabio Capello should be sacked. It shouldn't be hard to get your case across. Firstly the newspapers, broadsheets and tabloids, will be laying into Fabio even if England score 71 goals this Tuesday. Secondly you'll be able to print off this web page and show the FA the graph below that demonstrates the huge improvements you've made to your team in just one season. Let's ignore the Golden Girl manager Mel and congratulate (and eat my hat) the tweedle-dee and tweedle-dum of the FFFL - managers Mal and Al. The graph shows inclines of Everestine proportions. You guys are definitely up for the big job as the big Cheddar. The FA can be reached on 0844 980 8200. Get on the phone and make us proud of England again.


signed Secretary Linus Hibert   -  Sunday 10th of October 2010 7:30PM
HAVE YOUR SAY...blah....blah....blah
manager Mel's head looking happy because they are
Manager of the Year
manager Mal's head looking happy because they are
Manager of the Month
manager Mal's head looking happy because they are
Manager of the Week
manager Mal's head looking happy because they own the
Player of the Year
manager Ju's head looking happy because they own the
Player of the Week
 
WEEK 9 OF 40 - THE YEAR'S POINTS
 teamminsgoalsassistsgoals let inpens savedpens missedyellow cardsred cardssavesbonusown goalsSDCpoints
1Mels-a-Velsa585516157600102143810288
2Mal's I Hate Mike Ashley Utd4495554400701126043258
3Alan's Alpayetal39401164500501713133252
substitutions can be made by teams below this line
4Nix' Pix55765106901120171900248
5Meth's Mob5362977500702118011247
5Dave's Dynamos52198775101021920016247
7Scott's Team Bean441912115002302615114242
8Lee's Battenburgers4909768001903112040240
9Shenna's Silent Winners53221037600901413123239
9Simon's Cosmos 744374105620060924139239
11Ju's Lovely Jubblies4460563911301320028232
WEEK 9 OF 40 - THE WEEK'S POINTS
 teamminsgoalsassistsgoals let inpens savedpens missedyellow cardsred cardssavesbonusown goalsSDCpoints
1Mal's I Hate Mike Ashley Utd0000000000000
1Ju's Lovely Jubblies0000000000000
1Scott's Team Bean0000000000000
1Lee's Battenburgers0000000000000
1Shenna's Silent Winners0000000000000
1Dave's Dynamos0000000000000
1Mels-a-Velsa0000000000000
1Simon's Cosmos 740000000000000
1Meth's Mob0000000000000
1Alan's Alpayetal0000000000000
1Nix' Pix0000000000000
WEEK 9 OF 40 - THE MONTH'S POINTS
 teamminsgoalsassistsgoals let inpens savedpens missedyellow cardsred cardssavesbonusown goalsSDCpoints
1Mal's I Hate Mike Ashley Utd2084221800201116025133
2Simon's Cosmos 74221061320030214031128
3Mels-a-Velsa25886728005152010126
4Lee's Battenburgers237153420070214024115
5Ju's Lovely Jubblies18592317102068024112
6Alan's Alpayetal20664330004056119107
7Shenna's Silent Winners25282034005072020102
7Meth's Mob24643229005072010102
7Dave's Dynamos24402441007010606102
10Scott's Team Bean187153240000860296
11Nix' Pix211916300130880089
FFFL rules and regulations
REASONS WHY PLAYERS GET POINTSPoints
For playing in a game1
For playing at least 60 minutes in a game (includes playing points mentioned above)2
For each goal scored by your goalkeeper or defenders6
For each goal scored by your midfielders5
For each goal scored by your forwards4
For each goal assist3
For your goalkeeper / defender conceding 0 goals (must also play at least 60 minutes)4
For your midfielder conceding 0 goals (must also play at least 60 minutes)1
For every 3 shot saves made by your goalkeeper1
For every penalty save5
For every penalty miss-2
Bonus points for the best players in a match1-3
For every 2 goals conceded by your goalkeeper or defenders-1
For every yellow card-1
For every red card (includes any yellow card points)-3
For every own goal-2
If a player receives a red card, they will continue to be penalised for goals conceded by their team.

Some players scores will not be finalised by the FA when our league tables are updated on Sunday night (e.g. contentious goals, assists and bonus points can sometimes take a couple of days to be decided by the FA). These players will pick up their missing points when the league is updated the following Sunday. This could affect the SDC bonus and result in managers receiving less points than they are owed but this is outwith the control of the FFFL and a risk to all managers therefore no allowance will be made for this and points obtained by the FFFL will be final. This will not affect players in the top 5 who receive no SDC bonus.

THE SUPER-DUPER-CAPTAIN SYSTEM
Positions 1-3 in the league: Single points for your captain
Positions 4-7 in the league: Double points for your super captain
Positions 8-11 in the league: Treble points for for your super duper captain
Managers can change their captain between Sunday at 6pm and Monday at 7.45pm any week of the season. The captain will then be active from Monday 7.45pm until the captain is changed.

TRANSFERS AND SUBSTITUTES
There will be two transfer windows: One in the first half of September. One in the first half of February. In the September window managers will choose up to 4 new players to add to their team. In the February window managers can add more players up to a maximum squad of 15. On both occassions your new players will be added to the subs bench and it will be up to managers, if they are not in the top 3 of the league, to substitute players in their team. Substitutions can be made between Sunday at 6pm and Monday at 7.45pm any week of the season. Teams in the top 3 will not be able to make substitutions. During the transfer windows the manager at the bottom of the league will have first dobs for all players and then we'll move up the league manager by manager. All transfers are free. For managers with tied points the manager with the least played minutes will choose first.

PRIZES
1st place = £80 smackers
2nd place = £20 smoochies
3rd place = £10 money back
 
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