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WEEK THIRTY - METH'S MOB (AND THE REST) GIVE THE COSMOS A GOOD SLAPPING

In the first game of the Alpine Cup, the marvellous masterful Meth's Mob have shown the young Cosmic upstart, manager Simon, how to play 90 minutes of football. Although Smugs has been top of the league since week 14 he is now firmly bottom of the contenders to qualify for the next round of the Alpine Cup - "Fighting for action through inaction" ®. With only a half week of football this week and one final set of games the week after is it a case of too little too late? I really hope so. This was one of my many predictions that now seem like flights of fancy - managers Dave and Nix are giving their opponents a hard time too so let's let out cheer for the underdogs. WOOF!! The final bit of cup news is that sweatyOnion.com will be matching the cup prize money to turn the £20 first prize into a £30 first prize with a £10 for the losing finalist. Let's woop and holler like Apple have just unveiled a computer with 2 in-built cameras!!!!

In the league, manager Dave is staging an unbelievable comeback. I say unbelievable because next week the only place he'll be going back to is the bottom of the table. In the middle, the Methster has picked now as the time to launch her sprint finish, and at the top manager Simon is holding on to the top spot with the dirt under his nails. This is the sixth week in a row that the chasing pack has nibbled away at the gap and I don't think they can wait another six before swallowing Smugs' hole Smugs whole.

signed Secretary Linus Hibert   -  Sunday 06th of March 2011 7:30PM
HAVE YOUR SAY...blah....blah....blah
manager Simon's head looking happy because they are
Manager of the Year
manager Dave's head looking happy because they are
Manager of the Month
manager Chris's head looking happy because they are
Manager of the Week
manager Shenna's head looking happy because they own the
Player of the Year
manager Chris's head looking happy because they own the
Player of the Week
 
WEEK 30 OF 40 - THE YEAR'S POINTS
 teamminsgoalsassistsgoals let inpens savedpens missedyellow cardsred cardssavesbonusown goalsSDCpoints
1Simon's Cosmos 742044651342751231082972721092
2Alan's Alpayetal1888850292150030164902511083
3Mels-a-Velsa23206483331302383781422421082
substitutions can be made by teams below this line
4Scott's Team Bean2134937372931217096761731068
5Mal's I Hate Mike Ashley Utd18660363124901293799701341052
6Lee's Battenburgers1874931302850336191920173989
7Meth's Mob20036272829520330100695149978
8Shenna's Silent Winners2026128212780033276522156963
9Dave's Dynamos18188352726911295116620121948
10Nix' Pix199282129280113117352192930
11Ju's Lovely Jubblies1443917241681217113490110751
WEEK 30 OF 40 - THE WEEK'S POINTS
 teamminsgoalsassistsgoals let inpens savedpens missedyellow cardsred cardssavesbonusown goalsSDCpoints
1Meth's Mob84641111050-230450
2Dave's Dynamos91623200030260449
3Nix' Pix106921190020420440
4Mels-a-Velsa69920100000540037
5Lee's Battenburgers7481080010130032
6Shenna's Silent Winners86811180040200429
7Scott's Team Bean74302200020210023
7Alan's Alpayetal736101000211140023
9Mal's I Hate Mike Ashley Utd4330270000320021
10Ju's Lovely Jubblies4780270010020020
11Simon's Cosmos 7458710150110130019
WEEK 30 OF 40 - THE MONTH'S POINTS
 teamminsgoalsassistsgoals let inpens savedpens missedyellow cardsred cardssavesbonusown goalsSDCpoints
1Dave's Dynamos21884630004091408131
2Mels-a-Velsa214042260000101207123
3Meth's Mob241461361070147014119
4Mal's I Hate Mike Ashley Utd1868432200301115013114
5Nix' Pix23293231103082016113
6Shenna's Silent Winners2360243300509101698
6Alan's Alpayetal18855118004118180098
8Scott's Team Bean242625420020850097
9Lee's Battenburgers194621250010240482
10Simon's Cosmos 74162942320140660068
11Ju's Lovely Jubblies132303140120050252
FFFL rules and regulations
REASONS WHY PLAYERS GET POINTSPoints
For playing in a game1
For playing at least 60 minutes in a game (includes playing points mentioned above)2
For each goal scored by your goalkeeper or defenders6
For each goal scored by your midfielders5
For each goal scored by your forwards4
For each goal assist3
For your goalkeeper / defender conceding 0 goals (must also play at least 60 minutes)4
For your midfielder conceding 0 goals (must also play at least 60 minutes)1
For every 3 shot saves made by your goalkeeper1
For every penalty save5
For every penalty miss-2
Bonus points for the best players in a match1-3
For every 2 goals conceded by your goalkeeper or defenders-1
For every yellow card-1
For every red card (includes any yellow card points)-3
For every own goal-2
If a player receives a red card, they will continue to be penalised for goals conceded by their team.

Some players scores will not be finalised by the FA when our league tables are updated on Sunday night (e.g. contentious goals, assists and bonus points can sometimes take a couple of days to be decided by the FA). These players will pick up their missing points when the league is updated the following Sunday. This could affect the SDC bonus and result in managers receiving less points than they are owed but this is outwith the control of the FFFL and a risk to all managers therefore no allowance will be made for this and points obtained by the FFFL will be final. This will not affect players in the top 5 who receive no SDC bonus.

THE SUPER-DUPER-CAPTAIN SYSTEM
Positions 1-3 in the league: Single points for your captain
Positions 4-7 in the league: Double points for your super captain
Positions 8-11 in the league: Treble points for for your super duper captain
Managers can change their captain between Sunday at 6pm and Monday at 7.45pm any week of the season. The captain will then be active from Monday 7.45pm until the captain is changed.

TRANSFERS AND SUBSTITUTES
There will be two transfer windows: One in the first half of September. One in the first half of February. In the September window managers will choose up to 4 new players to add to their team. In the February window managers can add more players up to a maximum squad of 15. On both occassions your new players will be added to the subs bench and it will be up to managers, if they are not in the top 3 of the league, to substitute players in their team. Substitutions can be made between Sunday at 6pm and Monday at 7.45pm any week of the season. Teams in the top 3 will not be able to make substitutions. During the transfer windows the manager at the bottom of the league will have first dobs for all players and then we'll move up the league manager by manager. All transfers are free. For managers with tied points the manager with the least played minutes will choose first.

PRIZES
1st place = £80 smackers
2nd place = £20 smoochies
3rd place = £10 money back
 
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