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WEEK FORTY - MANAGER METH DEVOURS COMPETITION

and makes a bloody prize taking KILLING. WOO-HA-HA-HA!!!!

Unsatiated by HRT cake and the sacrifices bought to her by lesser and more mortal managers on this sixth ten and five years of darknesss, Manager Meth and her demonic Mob go on a body count spree led by the Baron Barry the Baby Eater. All men kneel before her in fear. All men die before her. Her reign will live on till the golden leaves of the prophecy signal hope for humankind.....
Manager Meth eats lesser managers for elevenses - (c) http://www.eatenby.com/?tag=aliens-eat


signed Secretary Linus Hibert   -  Sunday 22nd of May 2011 8:05PM
manager Simon - Sun 22 May 10:09pm
Well done Meth's Mob! Another thing to celebrate on your birthday weekend!
manager Scott - Mon 23 May 10:02am
Congratz Meth! Can't think of anyone (other than myself) more worthy of winning Sweaty Foot 2011. Drinks on the Meth! WooHoo!! :)
manager Mal - Mon 23 May 8:46pm
Well done to Meth,s mob, a very exciting finale to the season and you pipped The Smug Simon ( Back of the Net !)Bring on next season.
manager Nix - Mon 23 May 10:08pm
Never mind humankind - womankind more like. Now I've seen what can be done perhaps I'll pay more attention to my own mob in future. Meth the Sweaty trail blazer - one for ladies - let's boot them off the pitch!
manager Chris - Sun 29 May 10:51am
Thanks fellow managers for all your kind comments. It was all down to that late run (manager of the week/month) and I've been flying my Kuyt (super dooper captain) for most of the season. Forget Fergie, go with the METH!!
HAVE YOUR SAY...blah....blah....blah
manager Chris's head looking happy because they are
Manager of the Year
manager Chris's head looking happy because they are
Manager of the Month
manager Chris's head looking happy because they are
Manager of the Week
manager Shenna's head looking happy because they own the
Player of the Year
manager Mel's head looking happy because they own the
Player of the Week
 
WEEK 40 OF 40 - THE YEAR'S POINTS
 teamminsgoalsassistsgoals let inpens savedpens missedyellow cardsred cardssavesbonusown goalsSDCpoints
1Meth's Mob2679340383702042013810352181393
2Simon's Cosmos 74261206445341224001091282721390
3Alan's Alpayetal25247633531401361841062601368
3Mal's I Hate Mike Ashley Utd2474046433400239310112501811368
substitutions can be made by teams below this line
5Scott's Team Bean28028444439512241116951911349
6Mels-a-Velsa290845441405025531081682641319
7Lee's Battenburgers2444341403550342111611802321313
8Nix' Pix26304304137012441987111621277
9Dave's Dynamos247564432358113951789801631262
10Shenna's Silent Winners261643526355004421066121861243
11Ju's Lovely Jubblies1868322282301223115601150965
WEEK 40 OF 40 - THE WEEK'S POINTS
 teamminsgoalsassistsgoals let inpens savedpens missedyellow cardsred cardssavesbonusown goalsSDCpoints
1Meth's Mob8100180010870849
2Lee's Battenburgers7151040020230341
2Mels-a-Velsa63920700205301441
4Nix' Pix64813120010230435
5Scott's Team Bean7161070010530234
6Ju's Lovely Jubblies503011000000001431
7Shenna's Silent Winners76610100030320030
8Simon's Cosmos 745800160000050022
9Mal's I Hate Mike Ashley Utd55111110010120021
10Alan's Alpayetal69910140000200020
11Dave's Dynamos3750080010510210
WEEK 40 OF 40 - THE MONTH'S POINTS
 teamminsgoalsassistsgoals let inpens savedpens missedyellow cardsred cardssavesbonusown goalsSDCpoints
1Meth's Mob2950334000401913018139
2Simon's Cosmos 74268955341040101800138
3Scott's Team Bean276741390031139017125
4Mal's I Hate Mike Ashley Utd287945460150911011121
5Dave's Dynamos2447333900602315024119
6Ju's Lovely Jubblies19002230004007136113
7Lee's Battenburgers242732290030105011106
8Shenna's Silent Winners2621303300708608105
9Alan's Alpayetal275952450120101000102
10Nix' Pix25353747008064012100
11Mels-a-Velsa25042241008016801592
FFFL rules and regulations
REASONS WHY PLAYERS GET POINTSPoints
For playing in a game1
For playing at least 60 minutes in a game (includes playing points mentioned above)2
For each goal scored by your goalkeeper or defenders6
For each goal scored by your midfielders5
For each goal scored by your forwards4
For each goal assist3
For your goalkeeper / defender conceding 0 goals (must also play at least 60 minutes)4
For your midfielder conceding 0 goals (must also play at least 60 minutes)1
For every 3 shot saves made by your goalkeeper1
For every penalty save5
For every penalty miss-2
Bonus points for the best players in a match1-3
For every 2 goals conceded by your goalkeeper or defenders-1
For every yellow card-1
For every red card (includes any yellow card points)-3
For every own goal-2
If a player receives a red card, they will continue to be penalised for goals conceded by their team.

Some players scores will not be finalised by the FA when our league tables are updated on Sunday night (e.g. contentious goals, assists and bonus points can sometimes take a couple of days to be decided by the FA). These players will pick up their missing points when the league is updated the following Sunday. This could affect the SDC bonus and result in managers receiving less points than they are owed but this is outwith the control of the FFFL and a risk to all managers therefore no allowance will be made for this and points obtained by the FFFL will be final. This will not affect players in the top 5 who receive no SDC bonus.

THE SUPER-DUPER-CAPTAIN SYSTEM
Positions 1-3 in the league: Single points for your captain
Positions 4-7 in the league: Double points for your super captain
Positions 8-11 in the league: Treble points for for your super duper captain
Managers can change their captain between Sunday at 6pm and Monday at 7.45pm any week of the season. The captain will then be active from Monday 7.45pm until the captain is changed.

TRANSFERS AND SUBSTITUTES
There will be two transfer windows: One in the first half of September. One in the first half of February. In the September window managers will choose up to 4 new players to add to their team. In the February window managers can add more players up to a maximum squad of 15. On both occassions your new players will be added to the subs bench and it will be up to managers, if they are not in the top 3 of the league, to substitute players in their team. Substitutions can be made between Sunday at 6pm and Monday at 7.45pm any week of the season. Teams in the top 3 will not be able to make substitutions. During the transfer windows the manager at the bottom of the league will have first dobs for all players and then we'll move up the league manager by manager. All transfers are free. For managers with tied points the manager with the least played minutes will choose first.

PRIZES
1st place = £80 smackers
2nd place = £20 smoochies
3rd place = £10 money back
 
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